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Fishing Reports
Wood Mooksy Creek
March 05, 2005
Posted by Mayfly Slob
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I think that I am going to catch many more fish this year because I bought myself a depth finder. My buddy Ricco said that he used one 12 years ago and was successful, but stopped because he dropped it on his foot and shattered 3 toes. I am an expert fisherman and you should call my guide service so I can school you on everything fishing. I fell into the stream up to my neck today and will be hospitalized for hypothermia for the next week. When I get back though, look out fishies! I get on a roll and just drag em in. Anyone ever use cheese feed or glowbait? This guy that I fished with last week gave me one of his flies because he thought I was impressed with how he was producing on the stream. I threw the fly in the trash while he was watching me and he confronted me about it. He said he was insulted. I told him that he should get his pompus wannabe outdoorsman, overpriced vest wearin, bean counter lookin, nobody self away from me and let me show you how to tie a real fly. I impaled myself on a tree root when I was on my tyrade.
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